outlaw fuckin', not bad for a drunken munchkin. My name is MC Chris welcome to my lyric luncheon. word up, word up, word up, word up, and you know. [chrous] Name's MC
Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the SModcastle Prepare to have your dick sucked Dicks and butts and lickin nuts Fire explosions blowin up Get the KY
MC Chris (answering machine recording): Yo, wassup, this is MC, uh, I'm chillin' at the track, tryin' to make some money- call me back, 2136-4640. Wanna
I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to start
drill, bore straight into Hell Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated And Hock the diet pills that MC
I got an allergy for every pedigree So I got myself a robot that's Japanese But yo, he's hard to please He's always gotta pee But he nevers sips a drip
This is a story about a boy named Harry. Early morning, he wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for hiding, even fighting It's you
, one fake tit always bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp always talkin shit, always beggin to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris
this one goes out to all the cuties in the quad, walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod, telescopin out the window, waxin wise, while you walk,
way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til
, betting the chips That there's a bunch of kids like him with no rims No checks, no chicks, no switches to flip Like Edward Scissorhands with mad salivia glands MC Chris
Geek: ...economics, I love economics... Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going? Geek: I'm gonna go home! Bully: Thought you were gonna
What's my name? mc And what do I do? Rap. M.D.'s screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat. E.R. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. mc chris squeezin
, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris
Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan
Chorus: Stop pickin on me. Because I'm a geek. I'm strange to you. You're strange to me. Well, one of these days. I'm gonna pack heat. Your brains on
Your here, in the boys bathroom good, your actually a little early. Sorry im very punctual, sorry. Alright get over here! Ahhh! You little geek! Oh no
!: mc chris is the shit Whack mc's line up to perish There just ain't no stoppin him His parents are so embarrassed mc chris can't resist Whack mc's