Eli-jah! Eli-jah! Don't start no fires, Eli-jah! Elijah looked toward Heaven-It got very bright The fire fell sure enough takin' 50 guys' lives I've
We're both like Simon we still live in a state of denial. Although we'd both like to go to heaven, We feel surprised about the trial. But the suff'ring
Everything's snow flurries And everyone's snowflakes Whatever God has sent you Is evidence that snow adds up It all combines and now you cannot lift it
[Adaptation of Follow Me by Uncle Kracker] You don't know how He met me You don't know why you can't turn around my faith in Christ Long ago, when I
Baby, baby, let's get the Shepherd Honey, honey, He's seeking you In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we'd lie to you? Are you a little lamb? Maybe a little
In the days of my youth I was shown all the kings Judea had And now I teach that age -- I try to review all those kings the best I can So gather 'round
Do some good works and lead a good life. Always go to church and try to be really nice, really nice. Say a couple prayers and finally when you die, Go
(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem
I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of losin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses reelin'
Corinthians [parody of In the End, by Linkin Park] It starts with love Young thing -- I don't know why You didn't read the letter our Lord supplied
Jeremiah loved the true God Was a good friend of mine I never edited a single word he said But I helped him ink his lines And he always had me write '
I can't stand to lie; I got that from Eve I just had a bite; You gave her, Lord, to me I warned her at first; I more than explained That's more than some
I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales Meant for someone else with lots more faith all my doubts oppressed mea??but that's the way it stayed Till a
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....... You are much higher a?? I want inside there Beneath heaven I pray a?? I want in that place But we are two worlds apart a?? You
I saw him standin' there writin' letters to me I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee His faith was kind of strong In God's favorite Son And I could
Well, itA's not a very hard thing to prove so I canA't understand now. Seems they forgot all about when Christ very nicely told them "I AM", now. But
Oh, Mama, I've been cleared of my crimes and I'm not under the law Law has been put an end to by Someone that is so far above it all Oh, Mama, I can hear
Osbournes! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aie aie aie aie aie aie! Ozzy puts bats down his throat Real different people live in his home "Cosby, he's not," you complain