Mary and Joseph drove into town Searching for a place to stay The moon was up and his foot was down A miracle was on its way They tried the hotels, the
I wrote her name on a bar-mat, she had a peculiar bonnet But a youngish damsel figure, with her tongue tied to a trigger She seemed a total killer, her
She sat at the dressing room table He flicked through the channels on cable While talking of love in whispers Voices humming like dusty transistors (
Somethin's happenin' to me, deep in my heart Really can't imagine what is tearing me apart Got a spell on me, must be your way I'm acting really pitiful
You've left my ring by the soap Now is that love? You cleaned me out you could say broke Now is that love? The better better better it gets The more
Tell her try her best just to make it quick Woman tend to the sick Because there must be something she can do This heart is broken in two Tell her it'
Who's that kissin' in the corner? And who's that talkin' on the phone? Who's that smilin' like a soldier? And why you tellin' me to go? Who's that drinkin
(Difford/Tilbrook) Malicious gossip will never profit When hearsay is its foundation There are subscribers whose appetizers Are pieces of conversation
Sherman Tanks and Tommy Guns Telegrams and hot cross buns See the Gerrie's on the run Battleships, well, here I come Commando raid in bed tonight Under
There's a stain on my notebook where your coffee cup was And there's ash in the pages now I've got myself lost I was writing to tell you that my feelings
(Difford/Tilbrook) You can't hurt the girl with ignoring her presence She stands behind you as you do your impressions Of Jack the Lad with your
I could smell the rain Dripping through the fresh cut grass I could spell your name On the wet and steamed up glass But you were just a name, a face
What's wrong with this picture? Her eyes are like moons It's just like looking In two empty rooms She's looking so fragile As thin as an eel What's wrong
(Holland) Give me iko I wanna ball the wall here Shuffle in Dumaine Hear the hookacumbi Meet my tipatina Love her hold her tightly Wanna
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste A flannel for my face Pajamas, a hairbrush New shoes and a case I said to my reflection Let's get out of this place
You're no dame, I'm no duke Somehow love is a fluke We've survived thick and thin Taking knocks on the chin In the eyes of the sad We may be barking
The full moon's glowing, blood red in the sky It hangs like fire on this winter's night I sit on feelings that hang in suspense Nothing in my life makes
The Indians send signals From the rocks above the pass The cowboys take positions In the bushes and the grass The squaw is with the Corporal She is tied