Never be rude to an Arab An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew Never be rude to an Irishman No matter what you do Never poke fun at a Nigger A Spic, or a Wop,
Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick From the tiniest
We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot
Do what John?Do what John?Come again do what?Do what John?Do what John?Do what?Do what?Do what?Do where John?Do where John?With what, with whom and when
Intro: AND NOW MR. TERRY GILLIAM WILL SING FOR YOU "I'VE GOT TWO LEGS" I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around
Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the meaning
The Philosopher's Song (Monty Python) Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could
From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" Transcribed by John Daley jdaley@picasso.ocis.temple.edu Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs.Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite enough
Good Morning Morning, sir Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium Ah, thank you, my good man What can I do for you, sir? Well, I was sitting in the public
The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at
Down at an English fair, one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair I?ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they
We're knights of the round table We dance whenever we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable We dine well here in Camelot
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest
It's fun to charter an accountant, And sail the wide accountan-cy. To find, explore the funds offshore, And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy. It can be
O Lord, please don't burn us, Don't grill us or toast your flock, Don't put us on a barbecue, Or simmer us in stock, Don't braise us or bake or boil us