If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant afford to quit it The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer When your truck keeps overheatin'
Another year has come and gone And I'm still here holdin' on To this riffle and a picture of my kids Sayin' it's a holiday Sure as him, don't feel that
Come home, it's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'Cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home, it's been so long I can
I Hope You Die Lyrics Woke up this morning, and you were gone, I found a note, it says a??so longa??, You said this love would last our lives, I hope
We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me You say I'm the only one but there's pictures
Every morning while the world is waking Ia??m still up and shaking, holy god ita??s a new day Another chapter and a new affliction filled with fraud
Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they
t like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney
We first met we made love every hour, nowadays I always have to beg When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, nowadays it looks more like a keg
A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics A beer is much better than a woman, Ill tell you why im right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all
I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely
When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot
I Got A 12 Inch Dick & A Dozen Roses, and a pick up truck, hubba hubba hubba heyy
One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't
Think I better dance now Kiss, kiss Kiss, kiss Kiss You gotta not talk dirty, baby If you wanna impress me You can't be too flirty, mama I know how
really loves his morning woooood He's a man who really loves his morning woooood He's a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! Rodney
Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The