Lirieke: Weird Al Yankovic. Please Don't Wear Your Thong (Thong Song Parody).

This thing right here,
It's to all the wives and girlfriends know what we guys are worried about, you know,
How lovely ladies don't get to the gym to much,
And now summers here, watch out

Oo that dress too small for you,
Looks like you put another pound or two,
So you you shakin that thang like your all that,
Take a look at yourself coz you're all fat (uh),
You like to eat at the ice-cream shops,
And you cruise to the mall for some tipping docs,
Not to much food coz your jeans will pop,
I really hate when you bend over!

She had a big old butt (butt, butt),
Thighs like a truck (truck, truck),
Babe how'd you got (got, got),
I think I see her again,
She had a big old butt (butt, butt),
Thighs like a truck (truck, truck),
Like King Kong!

(Please don't wear your thoooong)
Listen when I say so (ah ah ah ah),
Been watchin that booty grow (ah ah ah ah),
Show some self control (ah ah ah ah),
Don't wear your thong thong thong,
Sorry but I told you so (ah ah ah ah),
Been watchin that booty grow (ah ah ah ah),
It shows off your belly roll (ah ah ah ah),
Don't wear the thong thong thong (come on),


Ooh your butt's dry can't you win,
And you know another brother will stand for it,
It's like a wrecking ball, so big and round,
If I get too close, it might knock me down (uh),
It's hard to find a vacation spot,
With a cruise you could lose cough a drilling hot,
She's on the the beach and she should be stuck,
Coz she was trying to tan all over!

She had a big old butt (butt, butt),
Thighs like a truck (truck, truck),
Babe how'd you got (got, got),
I think I see her again,
She had a big old butt (butt, butt),
Thighs like a truck (truck, truck),
Like King Kong!

(Please don't wear your thoooong)
Listen when I say so (ah ah ah ah),
Been watchin that booty grow (ah ah ah ah),
Show some self control (ah ah ah ah),
Don't wear your thong thong thong,
Sorry but I told you so (ah ah ah ah),
Been watchin that booty grow (ah ah ah ah),
It shows off your belly roll (ah ah ah ah),
Don't wear the thong thong thong (come on)