Lirieke: South Park. The Most Offensive Song Ever.

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. I blew a guy last year."

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."

Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: Even though you went to town, and sucked some semen down

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: And Mary had to offer a bribe

Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money

Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin

Kenny: To suck a dick to get a room tonight.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right! Then three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.

Kenny: Mary thought that she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
go on and blow those three wise men

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: Cause there was no penetration.

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: The donkey and the ox and lambs...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: They'll say "Damn that bitch can suck a good dick"
'Cause sucking dick...

Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick...

Together: brings peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Mary Mary suck that dick!

[Laughter]