Lirieke: Soundtrack Artists. Boy Meets Girl.

Boy meets Girl







Music intro:






Boy: Hi

Girl: Hi

Boy: I"m a baby!

Girl: Well what do you think I am? A loaf of bread?

Boy: You could be! How do I know? I'm just born! I"m a baby! I don't even know if I"m under a tree or in in a hospital or what! I'm just so glade to be here!

Girl: (She laughs) Well I'm a baby too!

Boy: Have it your own way! I don't wanna fight about it! Life is too short!

Girl: What are you so upset about?

Boy: I'll level with ya. I"m a little nerves. I don't know if I"m a boy or girl yet.

Girl: Oh that is importent. I think most people know.

Boy: Well I've never been anything before. Let's see. Let me take a little look around here.

Boy: hmmm... Cute feet, Small, Danty. Up I'm a girl. That's it! It's girl time!

Girl: What do you think I am?

Boy: You? Oh! That's easy. Your a boy.

Girl: Gee I don't feel like a boy.

Boy: That's becuase you can't see yourself!

Girl: Why? What do I look like?

Boy: Bald! Your Bald fella! Bald, Bald, Bald. Your Bald as a pingpong ball!

Girl: So

Boy: So. Boys are bald and girls got hair.

Girl: Hmm.Your bald too.

Boy: Your kidding!

Girl: No


Boy: Don't look at me!

Girl: Haaa Why?

Boy: A Bald girl! Yakkk! It's discusting!

Girl: Haaa. Hey! Maybe your a boy and I"m a girl!

Boy: Naa naa I'm a girl and your a boy!

Girl: I think your wrong.

Boy: I"m never wrong!

Boy: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Girl: A Fireman.

Boy: Whata tell ya?!

Girl: How about you?

Boy: A Cocktail waitress! Does that prove anything to ya?!

Girl: Yeah, you must be right.

Boy: I told ya. I'm always right! Your the boy and I'm the girl!

Girl: I guess so.

(Short pause)

Girl: Oh wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers.

Boy: About time too! I've never been so unconftable in my life!

Girl: Look at that!!

Boy: What?

Girl: You see there? I am a girl!

Boy: And I'm a boy. I'm a boy!

Girl: You sure are.

Boy: You know when I first realized it?

Girl: Just now.

Boy: Right. we.. what do you want? I"m just a baby!

Girl: So am I. Goo!

Boy: Goo!