Lirieke: P!nk. Catch-22.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be slowed in an overhead compartment or under the seat in front of you...



Waiting on a ticket

`Cause you`re looking for the ride

You`re feeling on top

`Cause you`re flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake

And you wanna eat it too

Everybody`s always pointing fingers at you



You`re damned if you do

You`re damned if you don`t

We`re always doing all the things

That we say we won`t



Here we go

We`re riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We`re jumping off the wings`

We`re going round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re flying round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re rocking round in circles

It`s a Catch 22



If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. All electrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying attitude of 10,000 ft.



Lookin` from the outside

You`re always lookin` in

You think you fixed the problem

`Til it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap

You`re trying to get out

You`re searching for your cheese

`Cause you feel like Mighty Mouse



You`re damned if you don`t

You`re damned if you do

You`ve seen all the signs

But you haven`t got a clue



Here we go

We`re riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We`re jumping off the wings`

We`re going round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re flying round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re rocking round in circles

It`s a Catch 22



You are in for the right of your life



Here we go

We`re riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We`re jumping off the wings`

We`re going round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re flying round in circles

It`s a Catch 22



We realize you have many choices and on behalf of Pink Airlines, we`d like o thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be and remember be careful when retrieving your items, is during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbors` head and knock you the f*** out...



Here we go

We`re riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We`re jumping off the wings`

We`re going round in circles

It`s a Catch 22



Here we go

We`re riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We`re jumping off the wings`

We`re going round in circles

It`s a Catch 22

Yes, we`re flying round in circles

It`s a Catch 22