Lirieke: Hogwarts Trainwreck. Hogwarts Trainwreck. Muggle Magic.

Look at all the magic muggles have got
Television, cell phones, teflon pots
Microwave ovens, ding! - that?s hot
Kind of puts a wizard on the spot

You say you?ve got a broom well good for you
Last time I rode mine, my lips turned blue
I?d rather have a mustang, yes it?s true
Anything with a heater that works would do

Who would a thought that magic could be replaced
By elevators, airplanes, and satellites up in space

They wanna talk to a friend they just pick up the phone
No head in a fire like a roasted scone
When they send a letter they just stick on a stamp
No bloody owls - why can?t we do that
They?ve got laptops, we?ve got quills
We?ve got potions and they?ve got pills
Here?s a question, can you tell me this
Which is the magic and who is the witch

Who would a thought that magic could be replaced
By elevators, airplanes, and satellites up in space