Lirieke: Guided By Voices. Correcto.

As rehearsals progress
the fly cannonballs tumbling
the spy and the phantom deny public interview
grandstand productions
presents and interesting light
and we give you the "no show"
come premier night
curtain not opening
fly comes out
swallows the microphone

now you can't hear
everyone stares
you can't move through the tension
do we have another no show?
An honorable mention?