Lirieke: Bloodhound Gang. One Fierce Beer Coaster. Your Only Friends Are Make Believe.

{Yea, well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune
Ha, ha, ha}

Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. Mc' Feelie
I've brought you a letter, speedy delivery
Well Mr. Mc' Feelie, if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself, like Captain Kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. Mc' Feelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
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Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school